BUT A CERTAIN GREEDY CORPORATE COFFEE CHAIN (A/K/A "THE MAN") SAYS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE!
WELL,
LIKE A VIRUS OR THE INFAMOUS HYDRA,* THIS CAFFEINATED CREATURE IS RAPIDLY SPROUTING MULTITUDINOUS LIMBS FROM THE SEVERED BLOODY STUMPS OF TINY INDEPENDENT COFFEE HOUSES.
WHO CAN STOP THE JAVA JUGGERNAUT?
WELL, WHAT THE HELL--MAYBE WE CAN!
IF YOU WANT TO SAY , SEND ME AN E-MAIL AT: KD@LCDcomic.com AND LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME FIGHT THIS CORPORATE GREED MONSTER!
*HYDRA is a mythical beast which sprouted two limbs wherever one was cut off. More importantly, especially to Howlin' Commandos like Larry Young, it is a fictional terrorist organization out to dominate the Marvel Comics Universe. Time and again their global tyranny has been thwarted by the likes of CAPTAIN AMERICA and NICK FURY, AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D.!
'NUFF SAID!
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