LONG ON LAUGHS!

(Imagine this with NUMBERS!)

Jesus is just alright with me!
Besides, it's not the size of the wafer that counts, it's who takes COMMUNION!

Crafted from the finest Petroleum-based Space Age Polymers and "virtually unbreakable"--can YOU say the same?

Lovingly Designed by Kieron Dwyer...and the Son of Man!

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